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Sep 20

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Sep 13
heterosecual:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

heterosecual:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

Sep 13

eternal-nova:

envyadams:

#no mira mira mira mira

You can’t eat the biscuits if you don’t pay for the flour. i don’t know…

Sep 13

katara:

not being drunk is so awful

Sep 13

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

it’s that time of year again

Sep 13
world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

Sep 13

stop white girls who think murderous sociopaths are attractive

Sep 13
Sep 13
Sep 13
nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you